Why were we fighting memes? To prove that the “Government” can make a health advisory look like a classified intelligence report.
Part of the 31 Military Jokes: The 2020 “Tactical Masks & Quarantined Carriers” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
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I know kung-fu... and this joke!
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
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