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2019 Vintage: The Lighthouse “HARK!”

Why Willem Dafoe? For a movie where two guys go crazy on an island, proving that if you’re stuck with Robert Pattinson, you’re eventually going to have a very long argument about a lobster.

Part of the 41 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame, Stairs Dancing & Peach Parasites” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Net_Neutral_9510/21/1999 15:27This is why we need the internet.
@Blue_Screen_Survivor11/05/1997 15:22At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
@Zip_Drive_Owner02/15/2000 09:19Click of death? No, click of laughter!
@Beavis_Cornholio09/25/2003 10:45I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
@Ferris_Bueller02/02/1999 14:54Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@Dodgeball_Pat02/06/2011 13:31If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
@Tagged_Network01/11/2010 02:12You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
@Clans_Leader_9911/24/2006 19:53Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!

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