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2019 Archive: Midsommar

 Why were we afraid of flower crowns? Because in 2019, Ari Aster taught us that a Swedish summer holiday is 100% sunshine and 0% chance of survival.

Part of the 37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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39 Celebrity Jokes: The 2005 “Me at the Zoo” Edition
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The Michael Jackson Mystery
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2024 Vintage: Chappell Roan
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tripod_Member05/04/2015 05:12Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
@PowerRanger_Red09/30/2001 05:39It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
@Toy_Story_Buzz07/06/2014 13:16To infinity and beyond hilarious!
@Austin_Powers_Groovy05/05/1995 04:48Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
@CRT_Brightness04/05/1999 04:44I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
@Melrose_Place_Fan07/30/2007 04:37Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

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