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2019 Classic: The Hong Kong Protests

Why were the streets filled with black shirts? Because the youth of Hong Kong realized that “One Country, Two Systems” was becoming “One Country, One System” much faster than the contract allowed.

Part of the 35 Politicians Jokes: The 2019 “Black Holes & How Dare You” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@X-Files_Spooky09/26/1997 21:24I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
@DVD_Collector06/24/2012 00:29Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
@Scream_Ghostface12/27/2001 17:16Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
@Jackie_Brown_Fan02/26/1997 03:09Smooth joke, very smooth.
@Mocking_Sponge07/24/1999 18:17mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
@CompuServe_Classic06/17/2014 13:52Premium humor for premium members.
@Not_Bad_Obama09/01/2005 21:43Not bad. Not bad at all.

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