2009 Archive: The Hourly Rate

Why did the lawyer charge for the time he spent waiting for a YouTube video to buffer? “Digital assets latency analysis.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the firm's AI decommissioned? It refused to overcharge a...read more »

In 2017, the legal world learned that if you don't like the evide...read more »

A mathematical tragedy involving a full bus and a missed opportun...read more »

The upfront cost of a good (or bad) defense.My lawyer told me my ...read more »

A lawyer argued with a self-driving car's black box. He claimed ...read more »

Scientists used lawyers for a "Simulated Reality" study. The law...read more »

In 2007, the world went "Smart," and the legal profession went "M...read more »

Finding value in the most unexpected places.What’s the difference...read more »

"Can you make my billing software compatible with my conscience?...read more »

In 1999, the legal world was obsessed with two things: the impend...read more »

Why was the AI promoted to Senior Partner? Because it was the on...read more »

In 2004, the legal landscape shifted forever. With the birth of F...read more »

Why did the lawyer send his hologram to court? To make sure he c...read more »

In 2016, the boundary between reality and digital life vanished. ...read more »

@Fresh_Prince_Will12/04/2005 18:57Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.

@Hellboy_Red12/06/2000 18:42I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.

@Cow_And_Chicken10/20/2009 12:58Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@Breakfast_Club_B05/19/2003 21:59Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.

@Metacrawler_X11/26/1997 15:48Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.

@Friendster_Ghost11/09/2000 16:05Remember me? I’m still laughing.

@Web_2_0_Fan12/01/2002 17:51This is the future of humor!