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2011 Vintage: The “Shark Night 3D” Logic

 Why? For proving that putting “3D” in the title is the universal signal for “this shark is made of pixels and cardboard.”

Part of the 41 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2011 “Jack, Jill & The Sandler Sweep” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Duke_Nukem_Fan10/22/2001 00:20I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
@Lion_King_Simba07/13/2009 19:14Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
@Java_Applet_User10/19/2002 17:34This joke is more portable than a Java app!
@Backstreet_Fan04/17/2002 05:07I want it that way... the funny way!
@Cyber_Security_X01/05/2009 06:20Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
@CounterStrike_Pro06/15/2004 11:49Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
@Flash_Game_Dev02/02/2009 05:29I should make a game about this joke.

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