2013 Legacy: The Little Sun
Why did the sun go to the doctor? It was feeling “light-headed.” Part of the 59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Little Sun
2013 Vintage: The David Beckham Retirement
Why did the world’s most famous right foot finally hang up the boots? Because Becks won the French league with PSG and decided that retiring… Read More »2013 Vintage: The David Beckham Retirement
2013 Classic: The GTA V Obsession
“I just made 2 million dollars in a heist!” “In the game?” “Yes.” “Great. Can you use some of that virtual cash to pay the very real… Read More »2013 Classic: The GTA V Obsession
2013 Legacy: The “Getaway” Burn
Why Selena Gomez? For a thriller that moved so fast it left the audience’s interest behind in the parking lot. Part of the 34 Razzie… Read More »2013 Legacy: The “Getaway” Burn
2010 Archive: The Launch of Google Instant
Why was it guessing my thoughts? Because Google started showing results as you typed, making us feel like the search engine was finishing our sentences… Read More »2010 Archive: The Launch of Google Instant
2010 Archive: The Other Guys “Aim for the Bushes”
Why the jump? For a comedy that gave us the most unexpected and hilarious character exits in the history of buddy-cop movies. Part of the… Read More »2010 Archive: The Other Guys “Aim for the Bushes”
2010 Vintage: The “Bulletproof” La Roux
This song sounds like it was made entirely on a Nintendo Entertainment System in 1985. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2010 Inception of… Read More »2010 Vintage: The “Bulletproof” La Roux
2010 Classic: The Grape
I’m “whining” about the battery life. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Classic: Worst Supporting Actress
Why Sienna Miller for G.I. Joe? For playing a villain who was supposedly dangerous but was mostly just a victim of a bad wig. Part of… Read More »2009 Classic: Worst Supporting Actress
2009 Classic: The Unstoppable
No, that was 2010. But my wife’s shopping habit is already “Unstoppable” in 2009. Part of the 63 Marriage Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille”… Read More »2009 Classic: The Unstoppable