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2013 Vintage: The David Beckham Retirement

Why did the world’s most famous right foot finally hang up the boots? Because Becks won the French league with PSG and decided that retiring with a trophy in Paris was the most “Beckham” thing possible.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2013 “The King Retires & The Iron Man” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Win95_Fanatic05/08/2013 09:08This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
@DVD_Collector12/17/2001 02:53Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
@Daria_Morg03/27/2004 05:37My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
@Sailor_Moon_Cry08/22/1995 18:58In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
@Dirty_Dancing_F01/29/2003 06:48Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
@Web_Crawler_9606/09/2007 07:04Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
@Orkut_Member_9910/23/2013 14:03A fan from Brazil! Great humor!

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