Why did the world’s most famous right foot finally hang up the boots? Because Becks won the French league with PSG and decided that retiring with a trophy in Paris was the most “Beckham” thing possible.
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My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
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A fan from Brazil! Great humor!