1997 Legacy: The Referral
He referred me to a specialist who is so busy he’s currently booking for the year 2012. Part of the 42 Doctor Jokes: The 1997… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Referral
1997 Vintage: The Lifeboat
What’s the difference between my mother-in-law and the Titanic? The Titanic had enough sense to stop when it hit a cold shoulder. Part of the 68 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Lifeboat
1997 Classic: The Bette Midler Performance
Why did she win for her “Diva Las Vegas” special? Because when the Divine Miss M shows up, the Emmy Academy treats it like a… Read More »1997 Classic: The Bette Midler Performance
1997 Legacy: The Strawberry
I’m a jam maker. I’m just jammed. Part of the 62 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1996 Legacy: The Paint
I’m a painter. I’m just coating along. Part of the 61 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1996 Legacy: The Euro-Tunnel
Why were the British tourists confused? They took a train to France and were shocked to find that the coffee was still better than anything… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Euro-Tunnel
1996 Legacy: The Generic
I asked for the generic version of the medicine. The doctor gave me a handful of dirt and told me to “think healthy thoughts.” Part… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Generic
1995 Archive: Madonna (Bedtime Stories)
Why did Madonna get so calm? Because in 1995, she realized shocking people was harder when Internet Explorer took 5 minutes to load one photo.… Read More »1995 Archive: Madonna (Bedtime Stories)
1995 Archive: The Best R&B Song
Why did I’ll Make Love to You win? Because 1995 was the official year of the “Slow Jam.” Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »1995 Archive: The Best R&B Song