2006 Archive: The Dust
I’m “settling” into a rhythm. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Classic: The Chuck Norris Fact
Why did the server never crash? Because Chuck Norris stared at it once and the code fixed itself out of fear. Part of the 65… Read More »2006 Classic: The Chuck Norris Fact
2006 Classic: The Night at the Museum Dream
I’ve started visiting museums at night hoping the dinosaur will play fetch with me. So far, I’ve just been asked to leave by security. Part… Read More »2006 Classic: The Night at the Museum Dream
2005 Archive: The Liverpool vs. Everton Top 4
Why was the city divided? Because Everton finished 4th, but Liverpool won the Champions League, forcing UEFA to change the rules so both could play.… Read More »2005 Archive: The Liverpool vs. Everton Top 4
2004 Classic: The Mars Spirit Rover
Why were the rolls so adventurous? Because they traveled 300 million miles (from the grocery store to the table) just to prove there’s no life… Read More »2004 Classic: The Mars Spirit Rover
2004 Legacy: The Tom Cruise Presenter Bit
Why was he there? To remind us that even if he’s not winning, he’s still the “King of the World” (wait, wrong year). Part of… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Tom Cruise Presenter Bit
2001 Archive: The Nickelback
“How You Remind Me” is on every five minutes. My wife said it reminds her of why she bought earplugs. Part of the 70 Marriage… Read More »2001 Archive: The Nickelback
2001 Archive: The Star
I’m a gazer. I’m just “beaming.” Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Vintage: The Cloning Debate
I asked the doctor about human cloning. He said, “It’s illegal, which is a shame, because I’d love to clone myself just to handle all… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Cloning Debate
1999 Legacy: Toy Story 2
Why did people cry at the movie theater? Because Jessie’s song reminded everyone that their old toys were currently rotting in a box in the… Read More »1999 Legacy: Toy Story 2