2009 Classic: The Unstoppable
No, that was 2010. But my wife’s shopping habit is already “Unstoppable” in 2009. Part of the 63 Marriage Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille”… Read More »2009 Classic: The Unstoppable
2009 Classic: The “Empire State of Mind” Hype
Why did the suburban BBQ feel like New York? Because Jay-Z and Alicia Keys made us all feel like “concrete jungles where dreams are made… Read More »2009 Classic: The “Empire State of Mind” Hype
2008 Legacy: The Credit Crunch
“I asked for a credit increase.” “What did the bank say?” “The guy laughed so hard his monocle fell into his latte.” Part of the 54… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Credit Crunch
2008 Legacy: The B-2 Spirit Crash (Guam)
Why was the $2 billion plane defeated by “Moisture”? To prove that the most advanced stealth bomber in history can be taken down by a… Read More »2008 Legacy: The B-2 Spirit Crash (Guam)
2007 Classic: The DVD Remote Struggle
The Sunday School teacher losing the tiny plastic remote control for the classroom’s new DVD player, leaving the class staring at a spinning silver logo… Read More »2007 Classic: The DVD Remote Struggle
2007 Classic: The Glass
I’m “transparent” about my tech addiction. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Classic: The Tour de France Doping
Why was it the “Tour de Pharmacy”? Because more riders were tested positive than finished the race, making us wonder if the bikes were the… Read More »2007 Classic: The Tour de France Doping
2007 Legacy: The Juno Fan
“This bulb is, like, totally preggo with darkness.” Part of the 57 Light Bulb Jokes: 2007 – The Year the World went “Touch” archive. Historically… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Juno Fan
2007 Vintage: The Hourly Rate
Why did the lawyer charge for the time he spent charging his phone? “Infrastructure and power-grid maintenance consultation.” Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Hourly Rate
2006 Archive: The Dust
I’m “settling” into a rhythm. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified