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2007 Classic: The Tour de France Doping

Why was it the “Tour de Pharmacy”? Because more riders were tested positive than finished the race, making us wonder if the bikes were the only things with wheels.

Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2007 “Almost Perfect & The Iceman” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@BBS_Veteran12/26/2006 22:52Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
@DVD_Collector08/07/1995 23:26Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
@AOL_Instant_Msg04/03/2001 10:14I just set this as my away message. Classic!
@Floppy_Drive_Buzz09/28/1996 01:18The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
@Frasier_Crane01/06/1996 10:39I am listening... and I am laughing.
@Starship_Troopers03/13/1997 09:30I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
@Pretty_In_Pink08/28/2002 14:44Classic 80s humor. Love it.
@Web_Counter_9901/04/1999 06:10I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
@Habbo_Hotel_Fan02/05/2005 12:52Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
@No_Way_Jose06/07/2005 10:57No way! That’s too much!

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