Why was the $2 billion plane defeated by “Moisture”? To prove that the most advanced stealth bomber in history can be taken down by a single drop of water in a sensor—the ultimate “Hydro-homie” victory.
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This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
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The spinning envelope told me to come here.
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.
This is the future of humor!
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