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2005 Archive: The Liverpool vs. Everton Top 4

Why was the city divided? Because Everton finished 4th, but Liverpool won the Champions League, forcing UEFA to change the rules so both could play.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2005 “Miracles & Masters” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WiFi_Zero_One01/02/2001 09:36Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
@Bad_Luck_Brian01/19/2012 21:11Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
@Excite_User_9710/08/1997 04:21This site is very exciting!
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@I_See_What_You02/10/2005 21:16I see what you did there. Clever!
@Hashtag_Master01/14/1997 02:25#funny #joke #retro #90s

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