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2006 Classic: The Night at the Museum Dream

 I’ve started visiting museums at night hoping the dinosaur will play fetch with me. So far, I’ve just been asked to leave by security.

Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2006 Social Shift archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Doom_Guy07/16/2005 19:12Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
@Internet_Explorer_311/27/2008 20:48Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
@Toy_Story_Woody12/23/2013 04:57There is a joke in my boot!
@Zip_Drive_Owner06/23/2006 16:43Click of death? No, click of laughter!
@Marla_Singer_Fan02/10/1997 22:43A joke for the end of the world.
@Rugrats_Tommy09/23/1997 03:52A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
@Fire_Background08/03/1998 01:00This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
@Protoss_Pylon05/06/2007 00:24You must construct additional laughs!

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