I’ve started visiting museums at night hoping the dinosaur will play fetch with me. So far, I’ve just been asked to leave by security.
Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2006 Social Shift archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
There is a joke in my boot!
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
A joke for the end of the world.
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
You must construct additional laughs!