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1996 Legacy: The Paint

 I’m a painter. I’m just coating along.

Part of the 61 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024)
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124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full Reload Edition (2025)
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177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007)
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125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003)
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2025 Legacy: The Desktop
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Encarta_User12/09/2008 15:47I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@Linux_Kernel_0.104/19/2000 07:03Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
@Forrest_Gump_8801/01/1998 13:25Internet is like a box of chocolates...
@Campus_King07/09/1999 08:17The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
@Napster_Search11/18/2006 23:26Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
@Kill_Bill_Bride07/11/2000 07:30I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
@Blink_182_Mark09/05/2014 10:08What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
@Grammar_Nazi_9902/13/2014 06:33Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
@Net_Neutrality11/20/2008 20:18Equality for all jokes!
@Web_2_0_Fan08/16/2011 01:45This is the future of humor!

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