2019 Legacy: The Cats Movie
A guy walks in looking like a CGI nightmare. The bartender says, “I’m not serving you until you look like a real human again.” Part… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Cats Movie
2019 Archive: The Joker Movie Release
Why were people nervous? Because a story about a guy who stops caring about the rules felt a little too much like a C-SPAN documentary.… Read More »2019 Archive: The Joker Movie Release
2019 Legacy: The Sex on the Beach
“Can we call this ‘The TikTok Opportunity’?” Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2018 Archive: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
The church choir silently sweating through an unseasonably warm autumn Sunday because their stiff synthetic robes are completely impervious to the sanctuary’s weak ceiling fans.… Read More »2018 Archive: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
2018 Classic: The Smart Speaker
Why did the blonde ask Alexa to “clean her room”? She heard it was a “Smart Home” system and was disappointed when the robot didn’t… Read More »2018 Classic: The Smart Speaker
2018 Legacy: Baby Shark
Why was the 2018 dinner so maddening? Because you couldn’t even pass the turkey without the kids starting a chorus of “Turkey shark, doo doo… Read More »2018 Legacy: Baby Shark
2018 Legacy: The Fish
I’m “hooked” on the new map. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Classic: The Cristiano Ronaldo to Juventus
Why did he leave Madrid? Because he won four titles in five years and decided that Italy needed to learn how to do the “Siuuu”… Read More »2018 Classic: The Cristiano Ronaldo to Juventus
2017 Classic: The Mother! Controversy
Why were Jennifer Lawrence and Javier Bardem nominated? Because the Razzies found Darren Aronofsky’s “artistic allegory” to be less of a masterpiece and more of… Read More »2017 Classic: The Mother! Controversy
2017 Archive: The Tesla in Space
Why did the blonde try to throw her car keys at the moon? She heard Elon Musk sent a Tesla into space and thought she… Read More »2017 Archive: The Tesla in Space