2023 Legacy: The Little Mermaid Underwater
Why Halle Bailey? For a remake that proved her voice is magical enough to make people forget that CGI Flounder looked like he had seen… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Little Mermaid Underwater
2023 Archive: The QR Code Stand-Off
Walking completely out of a modern sandwich shop because the cashier pointed to a black-and-white pixelated sticker on the glass counter instead of handing over… Read More »2023 Archive: The QR Code Stand-Off
2022 Classic: The Launch of “Meta Quest Pro”
Why did it cost $1,500? Because Mark Zuckerberg wanted us to go to work in the Metaverse, even though most of us just wanted to… Read More »2022 Classic: The Launch of “Meta Quest Pro”
2022 Archive: Wednesday (Netflix)
Why was everyone doing that dance? Because Jenna Ortega proved that being a goth teenager with a severed hand for a best friend is the ultimate “Wednesday”… Read More »2022 Archive: Wednesday (Netflix)
2022 Archive: Best Rock Album
Why Medicine at Midnight? Because the Foo Fighters proved that you can be rock legends and still make music you can dance to. Part of… Read More »2022 Archive: Best Rock Album
2021 Archive: The Olivia
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Driver’s. / Driver’s who? / Driver’s license! I finally got it, so open the door! (Olivia Rodrigo’s 2021 hit) Part… Read More »2021 Archive: The Olivia
2021 Vintage: Matrix Resurrections
Why was Neo back? Because in 2021, we all realized that taking the red pill was just a metaphor for choosing to watch another sequel.… Read More »2021 Vintage: Matrix Resurrections
2021 Classic: The “AUKUS” Wine Boycott
Why did France stop drinking Australian wine? Because “Nuclear Subs” are a lot harder to swallow than a cheap Shiraz. Part of the 39 Military… Read More »2021 Classic: The “AUKUS” Wine Boycott
2020 Legacy: The Bookmark
Why did the blonde put a post-it note on her monitor? She wanted to “bookmark” a site. Part of the 62 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Bookmark
2020 Classic: Best Rap Album
Why IGOR? Because Tyler, The Creator made a “pop” album that was so weird the Academy had to give it a “Rap” award just to… Read More »2020 Classic: Best Rap Album