Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Driver’s. / Driver’s who? / Driver’s license! I finally got it, so open the door! (Olivia Rodrigo’s 2021 hit)
Part of the 38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2021 Squid & Spider Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2024 Archive: The Robin
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »
48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2017 Spinner & Switch Edition
In 2017, we were all spinning circles—literally. From the Fidget ...read more »
50 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2010 New Decade Edition
In 2010, we started sharing our lives through square photos and f...read more »
2025 Archive: The Ivana
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »
42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2016 Pokémon GO Edition
In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Harry
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »
2025 Classic: The Isabel
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »
41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2023 Barbenheimer Edition
In 2023, the world was split between Malibu pink and atomic grey....read more »
2024 Classic: The Noah
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Alpine
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »
😜 More from category: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2024 Archive: The Alex
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »
39 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2001 Odyssey Edition
In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Lettuce
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »
2024 Classic: The Dwayne
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
My CPU is running hot after this one!
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
That was intense... and funny!
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!