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2022 Classic: The Launch of “Meta Quest Pro”

 Why did it cost $1,500? Because Mark Zuckerberg wanted us to go to work in the Metaverse, even though most of us just wanted to play Beat Saber without a heavy box on our faces.

Part of the 32 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2022 “Blue Checks & Danger Zones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Cyber_Traveler06/30/2002 01:33Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
@Twelve_Monkeys_F05/19/2007 04:57The future is laughing at us.
@Wrestling_Nut04/08/1998 12:28Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
@Marquee_Text_Fan08/31/2007 08:56<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
@Infoseek_Explorer01/30/2009 08:04Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
@Blogger_Default05/08/1995 06:02Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
@Aliens_Guy_Hair03/11/1999 04:56I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!

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