2021 Vintage: Matrix Resurrections

Why was Neo back? Because in 2021, we all realized that taking the red pill was just a metaphor for choosing to watch another sequel.

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Pizza_Pizza_9903/27/2014 04:34Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.

@Tyler_Durden_Real07/25/2008 10:09Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

@Second_Life_Avy02/12/2006 22:37In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.

@Wall_Post_Hero10/27/2002 07:22Posting this to my own wall right now!

@Streamer_Pro_9911/04/2001 04:56Thanks for the donation and the joke!