2019 Legacy: The Cats Movie

A guy walks in looking like a CGI nightmare. The bartender says, “I’m not serving you until you look like a real human again.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »

Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »

A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »

In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »

A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »

In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »

A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »

A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »

A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »

In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »

A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »

"I am Moana of Motunui!" "And I am Greg of the Night Shift. Orde...read more »

The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

@Terminator_T80002/25/2012 06:06I’ll be back... to read this again.

@Frasier_Crane04/05/1995 10:25I am listening... and I am laughing.

@Jesus_Quintana03/07/2012 09:53Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).

@Korn_Follower07/15/2005 10:36Are you ready?! (For this joke).

@Clans_Leader_9907/17/2001 02:22Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!