Why did the blonde try to throw her car keys at the moon? She heard Elon Musk sent a Tesla into space and thought she could “valet park” her sedan next to it.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
There is a joke in my boot!
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
Deal with it. This is gold.
This is the future of humor!