Why did the sun go to the doctor? It was feeling “light-headed.”
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56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
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63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
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51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
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Kid: Dad, can you make me...
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Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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Q: Did you hear about the...
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Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
I am crying... with laughter!
That was super fast and super funny!
I knew you’d laugh at this.
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
May I suggest another joke, sir?
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
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