This song sounds like it was made entirely on a Nintendo Entertainment System in 1985.
Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2010 Inception of Social Media archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
Silently laughing in the snow.
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
I’m watching you... read this joke!
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
The front page of the internet... in 1999!