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2013 Legacy: The “Getaway” Burn

 Why Selena Gomez? For a thriller that moved so fast it left the audience’s interest behind in the parking lot.

Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2013 “Movie 43, After Earth & Lone Ranger” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Classic: The Harold and the Purple Crayon Burn
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 Why Marc Webb for Snow White? For proving that a "web" is exactl...read more »
2024 Archive: Worst Actress Runner-up
 Why Cate Blanchett for Borderlands? For proving that even a Quee...read more »
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 Why was it joked about? For a movie that spent so much time bein...read more »
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2025 Classic: The Karate Kid’s Age
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2024 Legacy: Worst Actor
 Why Jerry Seinfeld? For proving that "What's the deal with bad m...read more »
2025 Classic: Worst Actor
 Why Jack Black? For A Minecraft Movie, where his acting was as f...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Matrix_Rebel09/21/1999 15:55I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
@Macarena_Dancer09/10/1998 02:31Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
@Steve-O_Wild03/30/2004 15:37Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
@Keyboard_Cat_P06/07/2011 16:06Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
@Slashdot_Effect12/31/1995 14:41We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!

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