2013 Legacy: The Smurfs 2
I told her I’m feeling blue. She said, “That’s because you’re wearing the shirt I told you to throw away in 2008.” Part of the… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Smurfs 2
2013 Archive: The “Sequestration” Reality
Why did the Blue Angels stop flying in 2013? To prove that “Budget Cuts” are real, and if the government can’t agree on a number,… Read More »2013 Archive: The “Sequestration” Reality
2013 Archive: The Launch of “Flappy Bird” (Original)
Why was everyone so angry at a bird? Because a simple game about a pixelated bird flying through pipes was so difficult it caused thousands… Read More »2013 Archive: The Launch of “Flappy Bird” (Original)
2013 Archive: The Final Word
Why did the lawyer cross the road? To bill the chicken for “consultation on the other side’s lack of 6-second evidence.” Part of the 46… Read More »2013 Archive: The Final Word
2012 Legacy: The “Beauty and a Beat”
Justin Bieber and Nicki Minaj. The Bieb is growing up and his hair is getting higher. Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End… Read More »2012 Legacy: The “Beauty and a Beat”
2012 Archive: The Ketchup
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with the new trends! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2012… Read More »2012 Archive: The Ketchup
2012 Archive: The Doris
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, find the key! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2012… Read More »2012 Archive: The Doris
2010 Archive: The Bruno Mars “Just the Way You Are”
Why was the man smiling at his passport photo? Because Bruno told him he was “amazing,” even if he looked like a tired criminal in… Read More »2010 Archive: The Bruno Mars “Just the Way You Are”
2009 Classic: The Black Eyed Peas
“I gotta feeling… that tonight’s gonna be a good night!” The bartender says, “I have a feeling you’re going to be singing that until I… Read More »2009 Classic: The Black Eyed Peas
2009 Vintage: Kesha (TiK ToK)
Why was she brushing her teeth with Jack Daniels? Because in 2009, she arrived to tell us that the party doesn’t start until she walks… Read More »2009 Vintage: Kesha (TiK ToK)