2008 Classic: The Britney Comeback
Circus. My wife said, “Everyone loves a comeback.” I told her I’m waiting for the “comeback” of my dignity after that 1996 Macarena incident. Part… Read More »2008 Classic: The Britney Comeback
2007 Classic: The Lightbulb
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but only if the lightbulb admits that its darkness is a choice. Part of… Read More »2007 Classic: The Lightbulb
2007 Vintage: The Michael Imperioli Snub
Why didn’t he win for the finale? Because even in the Mafia, you sometimes have to wait your turn behind a guy with a flashlight… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Michael Imperioli Snub
2006 Legacy: The Gmail “Space” Counter
Why was it still running? Because Google wanted to prove that 2.8 GB was “infinity.” Part of the 65 Office Groaners: The 2006 “Wii Sports… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Gmail “Space” Counter
2005 Archive: The Tom Cruise Sofa Incident
Why was the host jumping on the furniture? Because he wanted to prove how much he loved the potato salad, inspired by Tom’s legendary performance… Read More »2005 Archive: The Tom Cruise Sofa Incident
2005 Vintage: The E-mail Filter
I set up a filter for her e-mails. Now they all go to a folder labeled “The Final Boss.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »2005 Vintage: The E-mail Filter
2005 Vintage: The Best Film Editing
Why did The Aviator win? Because cutting together 100 hours of Howard Hughes washing his hands is a monumental task. Part of the 36 Oscars… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Best Film Editing
2004 Archive: The Polar Express Eyes
Why the “Uncanny Valley”? For a Christmas movie that tried to look realistic but ended up looking like a nightmare populated by porcelain dolls. Part… Read More »2004 Archive: The Polar Express Eyes
2004 Archive: The “Night Vision” Monopoly
Why did the U.S. love the night? Because “Owning the Night” is great until the enemy realizes that a $2 campfire can ruin a $10,000… Read More »2004 Archive: The “Night Vision” Monopoly
2003 Legacy: Best Rap Album
Why The Eminem Show? Because even a “polite” Grammy year needs at least one guy who’s willing to get censored 40 times. Part of the… Read More »2003 Legacy: Best Rap Album