2007 Classic: The Lightbulb

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but only if the lightbulb admits that its darkness is a choice.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"I'm on the 'Data-Sync Diet'. I only eat what my AI says my gut b...read more »

In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »

In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »

There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »

"Your skin is perfect." "Thanks, it’s a 'Real-Life Filter' I boug...read more »

In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »

In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »

"Why is there an 'AI Thinking Fee'?" "Because the computer had to...read more »

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »

In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »

I’ve been waiting so long I’ve actually outlived the AI model tha...read more »

@Home_Alone_Kevin02/07/2013 21:23Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.

@Married_With_Kids08/23/2003 15:28Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!

@Beverly_Hills_9021001/10/1997 05:05The coolest joke in the zip code.

@Bernie_Mittens09/15/2006 22:48I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.

@Everquest_Solo07/04/1999 18:26Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.