Why did the U.S. love the night? Because “Owning the Night” is great until the enemy realizes that a $2 campfire can ruin a $10,000 pair of goggles.
Part of the 37 Military Jokes: The 2004 “Hillbilly Armor & Urban Grinder” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It really whips the llama's ass!
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
Waddle on over and read this!
I choose to believe it’s funny.