Why was the host jumping on the furniture? Because he wanted to prove how much he loved the potato salad, inspired by Tom’s legendary performance on Oprah.
Part of the 37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Yellow Livestrong” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
Found a real treasure with this one.
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
Old school processing, new school laughs.
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
One billion... laughs!
Tapping my way to a good mood.