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2005 Archive: The Tom Cruise Sofa Incident

Why was the host jumping on the furniture? Because he wanted to prove how much he loved the potato salad, inspired by Tom’s legendary performance on Oprah.

Part of the 37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Yellow Livestrong” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ModemWarrior12/25/2015 01:02I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
@Lara_Croft_9603/08/1998 15:23Found a real treasure with this one.
@X-Gen_Mark06/06/1999 01:19This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
@Scream_Ghostface10/21/2009 17:33Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
@Shrek_Donkey08/19/2002 12:25And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
@Mainframe_Manny02/26/2006 00:55Old school processing, new school laughs.
@Better_Off_Dead08/04/1998 21:48I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
@Dr_Evil_Pinky02/05/2002 18:10One billion... laughs!
@Tablet_User_1012/25/2002 22:26Tapping my way to a good mood.

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