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2012 Legacy: The “Beauty and a Beat”

 Justin Bieber and Nicki Minaj. The Bieb is growing up and his hair is getting higher.

Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of Days archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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2025 Classic: The Mercy Movie (Rebecca Ferguson)
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2025 Legacy: The "Bio-Hacking" Coffee
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2025 Vintage: The Thunderbolts Assemble
 The "anti-heroes" are here to save the day (or just mess it up p...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Please Please Please" Video
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78 Observational One-Liners: The 2024 Olympic Beef
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74 Observational One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition
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2025 Archive: The "Screentime" Guilt
 My phone just told me I spent 12 hours looking at a screen today...read more »
79 Observational One-Liners: The 2016 Reality Shift
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AltaVista_Pro06/05/1995 09:21Best result I ever found on a search engine.
@Blue_Screen_Survivor08/08/2013 13:12At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
@Campus_King02/08/1995 03:46The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo12/10/2013 01:54Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
@Ninja_Turtle_R03/17/2009 19:21Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
@Top_Gun_Maverick01/03/2015 11:43I feel the need... the need for comedy!
@Grumpy_Cat_Real10/09/1998 14:24I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
@GG_WP_9809/29/2011 22:14Good game, well played. This is a winner.

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