2002 Vintage: The Bend It Like Beckham

She wants to play soccer. I told her she can’t even “bend it” like a pretzel without pulling a muscle.

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@Matrix_Glitch02/15/1999 11:03There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.

@AOL_Instant_Msg12/01/2000 14:06I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@Clueless_Dionne12/28/2015 05:41Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.

@CSS_Master_9907/10/1995 09:47Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!

@Requiem_Dreamer10/17/2001 23:48That was intense... and funny!

@Big_Lebowski_Dude11/28/2012 03:14The Dude abides... this joke.

@Nyan_Cat_Space07/10/2002 05:59Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!