2017 Classic: The Folder
I’m “organizing” my digital assets. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Legacy: The “Big League” (Bigly) Speech
Why did everyone argue about what Trump said? Because in 2016, the “Words” didn’t matter as much as the “Vibe”—and the vibe was “Huge.” Part… Read More »2016 Legacy: The “Big League” (Bigly) Speech
2016 Archive: The Flower
I’m “blooming” in the AR spotlight. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Vintage: The Slack Bot Overload
Why did the intern get into an argument with a robot? Because he tried to “command” Slackbot to do his filing, and the robot just sent him… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Slack Bot Overload
2016 Classic: The Lukas Graham “7 Years”
Why the life story? For the song that made everyone reflect on their age while waiting for their coffee. Part of the 42 Musician &… Read More »2016 Classic: The Lukas Graham “7 Years”
2015 Classic: The Twenty One Pilots “Blurryface” Breakthrough
Why the black paint on the neck? For the duo that mixed rap, reggae, and alt-rock to become the voice of a new, anxious generation.… Read More »2015 Classic: The Twenty One Pilots “Blurryface” Breakthrough
2015 Classic: Worst Supporting Actor
Why Eddie Redmayne? For proving that “Space Royalty” mostly involves having a very sore throat. Part of the 37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2015 “50… Read More »2015 Classic: Worst Supporting Actor
2015 Vintage: The Best Live Action Short
Why did The Phone Call win? Because Sally Hawkins can make you cry just by holding a telephone. Part of the 37 Oscars Jokes: The… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Best Live Action Short
2015 Classic: The Exercise
“I walked 10,000 steps today!” “Great! Where to?” “Mostly back and forth to the charger.” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch… Read More »2015 Classic: The Exercise
2014 Legacy: Flappy Bird
Why was the atmosphere so tense? Because the most addicting game in the world was deleted from the App Store, and the kids were guarding… Read More »2014 Legacy: Flappy Bird