Arriving at the commercial shopping center at 5:45 AM in matching nylon tracksuits to complete five brisk laps before the security guards even unlock the… Read More »1998 Classic: The Mall Walking Dawn Patrol
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a pit bull? A pit bull eventually gets tired of biting. Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »1998 Classic: The Retainer
Why was the airport so loud? Because every 12-year-old girl was traveling in platform sneakers and Union Jack dresses, screaming about “Girl Power.” Part of… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Spice Girls Tour
Why George Clooney? Because even he admitted that Batman & Robin might have been the moment he personally killed the franchise. Part of the 35 Razzie Awards… Read More »1997 Classic: The Clooney Apology
Why did the office keep chirping? Everyone was “Online” and “Available.” Part of the 64 Office Groaners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
Why did The English Patient win? Because apparently, “Beige” is the official color of cinematic excellence. Part of the 42 Oscars Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic,… Read More »1997 Archive: The Best Costume Design
Why the fire? For a German band that proved you don’t need to understand the lyrics if the lead singer is literally setting himself on… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Rammstein Debut
Why do all 1995 Christmas photos look the same? Because every man in America received the exact same patterned sweater that was “itch-free” until the… Read More »1995 Classic: The “Cozy” Sweater
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