Why did The English Patient win? Because apparently, “Beige” is the official color of cinematic excellence.
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My CPU is running hot after this one!
A joke for the end of the world.
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
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Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
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