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1995 Classic: The “Cozy” Sweater

 Why do all 1995 Christmas photos look the same? Because every man in America received the exact same patterned sweater that was “itch-free” until the room temperature rose above 60 degrees.

Part of the 41 Christmas Jokes: The 1995 “Tinsel & VHS Tapes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Flash_Animator05/22/2003 03:13I should make a stickman movie about this.
@Cyber_Traveler01/04/2015 21:11Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
@AOL_Instant_Msg01/25/2007 04:53I just set this as my away message. Classic!
@Lock_Stock_Two04/02/2008 07:51It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
@DragonBall_Z_G09/19/2003 12:54His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
@Goonies_Never_D11/19/2008 02:49Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
@Nyan_Cat_Space09/06/2001 10:39Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
@Flash_Intro_Hater09/10/2007 01:00Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
@Charlie_Unicorn03/12/2000 02:55We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
@Net_Neutrality06/06/1998 13:58Equality for all jokes!

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