“I gotta feeling… that tonight’s gonna be a good night!” The bartender says, “I have a feeling you’re going to be singing that until I cut you off.”
Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Helium Exit
A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mars Colonial
A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »
The Blind Man
A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »
The Invisible Man
A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Stool
The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »
The Two Guys
The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »
The Cliffhanger
Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vision Pro 2
A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Romulus
A guy asks for a "Xenomorph" shot. The bartender gives him somet...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Glass
A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »
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The Panda Order
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The Giraffe Problem
Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
The history of humor in one post.