1998 Classic: The Retainer

What’s the difference between a lawyer and a pit bull? A pit bull eventually gets tired of biting.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Fresh_Prince_Will03/22/2008 18:36Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.

@Goonies_Never_D03/25/1998 00:38Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.

@This_Is_Fine_Dog06/27/1995 01:29Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.

@Excite_User_9702/14/2004 18:35This site is very exciting!

@DMOZ_Volunteer03/26/2009 08:55Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.

@Frag_Master_9906/23/1998 10:55Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!

@Leet_Speaker_7706/03/2004 18:397h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!

@Aliens_Guy_Hair03/11/2007 05:43I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!