Why was she brushing her teeth with Jack Daniels? Because in 2009, she arrived to tell us that the party doesn’t start until she walks in, and she’s probably wearing glitter.
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Trading jokes in the shadows.
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
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