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2018 Classic: The Launch of the iPad Pro (USB-C)

 Why did the “Lightning” die? Because Apple finally admitted that a pro tablet should use the same cable as everything else, even if it meant we had to buy all new dongles.

Part of the 35 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2018 “Snap & Scroll” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Project_Mayhem04/29/2012 06:15Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
@Kill_Bill_Bride05/29/2006 23:17I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
@Butthead_Uhhh03/07/2013 16:45Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
@Ninja_Turtle_R09/10/2010 13:10Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
@Y_U_NO_Laugh01/20/1997 19:08Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
@Bernie_Mittens12/20/2004 06:45I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
@StumbleUpon_User05/24/2007 06:19I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
@Net_Neutrality08/25/2015 19:25Equality for all jokes!

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