Why was the airport so loud? Because every 12-year-old girl was traveling in platform sneakers and Union Jack dresses, screaming about “Girl Power.”
Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The 1997 “King of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
Peer-to-peer laughing!
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
The highest note of humor!
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!