2002 Classic: The Walk
When she walks through the park, the ducks form a protective circle… around her, so they don’t get yelled at. Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law… Read More »2002 Classic: The Walk
2002 Classic: The Friendster Profile
Why was the social media pioneer so busy? He was trying to figure out if he actually had “friends” or just people who liked his… Read More »2002 Classic: The Friendster Profile
2002 Vintage: The Bend It Like Beckham
She wants to play soccer. I told her she can’t even “bend it” like a pretzel without pulling a muscle. Part of the 70 Marriage… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Bend It Like Beckham
2002 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
Why Natalie Portman for Star Wars? For spending three hours looking like she was trying to remember if she left the oven on. Part of the… Read More »2002 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
2001 Classic: The Life Alert
I fell in the shower. My wife said, “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!” I told her I was actually hurt. She said, “I… Read More »2001 Classic: The Life Alert
2000 Legacy: The Launch of DeviantArt
Why was the internet getting artistic? Because a new site launched where everyone could share their fan art, digital paintings, and suspiciously specific drawings of… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Launch of DeviantArt
2000 Classic: The Laptop Trackpad
Why was the worker so slow? Because he was trying to double-click with a 2000-era touchpad that only felt “suggestions.” Part of the 73 Office… Read More »2000 Classic: The Laptop Trackpad
2000 Vintage: The Metal
I’m a robot. I’m just “bolted” together. Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
1999 Archive: The Jar Jar Mystery
I waited in line for 12 hours to see The Phantom Menace, and I’ve spent the last three months trying to explain to my brain why… Read More »1999 Archive: The Jar Jar Mystery
1998 Classic: The Retainer
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a pit bull? A pit bull eventually gets tired of biting. Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »1998 Classic: The Retainer