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2000 Classic: The Laptop Trackpad

 Why was the worker so slow? Because he was trying to double-click with a 2000-era touchpad that only felt “suggestions.”

Part of the 73 Office Groaners: The 2000 “New Millennium” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@DialUp_Dreamer04/06/2007 16:31Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
@Cast_Away_Wilson02/08/1995 20:18WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
@Finding_Nemo_Dory04/17/2000 22:27Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
@Limp_Bizkit_Fan08/08/1996 01:26Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
@Ali_G_In_Da_H08/10/2006 19:47Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
@Tina_Eat_Food05/31/2007 11:52Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
@Scumbag_Steve_X02/05/2011 08:52Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
@Second_Life_Avy02/08/2013 11:01In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.

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