Why Natalie Portman for Star Wars? For spending three hours looking like she was trying to remember if she left the oven on.
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🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The Harold and the Purple Crayon Burn
Why Zachary Levi? For a movie that tried to draw a profit and on...read more »
2024 Classic: The Reagan Biopic
Why was it nominated? For a movie so "on the nose" it was basica...read more »
37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1998 “Armageddon, Godzilla & Gigli’s Ancestors” Edition
In 1998, the 19th Razzie Awards had a target-rich environment. It...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Mickey 17" Delay
Why? For a movie that was so "delayed" it became a myth before i...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1995 “Showgirls & Razzie Royalty” Edition
In 1995, the 16th Razzie Awards proved that Hollywood could fail ...read more »
2024 Archive: Worst Remake or Sequel
Why Joker: Folie à Deux? For taking a billion-dollar hit and mak...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Johnny & Clyde" CGI
Why was it hit? For having a giant demon that looked like it was...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1999 “Jar Jar, Spiders & Big Daddy” Edition
In 1999, the 20th Razzie Awards celebrated the end of the millenn...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Borderlands Casting
Why was it hit? For hiring Kevin Hart and Cate Blanchett to stan...read more »
36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2001 “Glitter, Green & Gorilla” Edition
In 2001, the 22nd Razzie Awards had an easy job. It was the year ...read more »
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2025 Archive: The "Mufasa" Voice-over
Why was it mocked? For proving that talking lions are only majes...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2012 “Twilight’s End, Battleship & Sandler’s Solo” Edition
In 2012, the 33rd Razzie Awards finally got their revenge on the ...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2021 “Diana Musical, Space Jam & Gucci Accents” Edition
In 2021, the 42nd Razzie Awards feasted on a year where Broadway ...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2013 “Movie 43, After Earth & Lone Ranger” Edition
In 2013, the 34th Razzie Awards hit a goldmine of bad taste. It w...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
We’re better than you, and we know it!
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
I choose to believe it’s funny.