2002 Classic: The Walk

When she walks through the park, the ducks form a protective circle… around her, so they don’t get yelled at.

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Bill: I was sorry to hear that your mother-in-law died. What was ...read more »

Speed and distance are key to a healthy family dynamic.My mother-...read more »

First man “I took my dog to the vet today because it bit my mothe...read more »

In 2005, the phrase "Broadcast Yourself" became a reality, and we...read more »

In 2001, we were putting "1,000 songs in our pocket" with the fir...read more »

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to ...read more »

In 2014, your Facebook feed was 90% people getting wet and 10% pe...read more »

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb? One....read more »

I always know when it’s the mother-in-law knocking at the door be...read more »

My mother-in-law was so mean she blinded herself just to get a fr...read more »

In 1999, everyone was hoarding canned goods and bottled water whi...read more »

My wife said: ‘Can my mother come down for the weekend?’ So I sai...read more »

In 2008, we saw Tony Stark build a suit in a cave and learned tha...read more »

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never ...read more »

@SpiderMan_Tobey03/23/1995 14:30With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.

@Lion_King_Pumbaa06/21/2005 17:18They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!

@Harambe_Memories12/25/2009 04:47Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).

@LiveJournal_Deep10/02/2015 12:44Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.

@Facepalm_Master04/19/2004 04:04I facepalmed and then I laughed.