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1999 Archive: The Jar Jar Mystery

 I waited in line for 12 hours to see The Phantom Menace, and I’ve spent the last three months trying to explain to my brain why the comic relief is a CGI lizard-rabbit.

Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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