I told her I’m feeling blue. She said, “That’s because you’re wearing the shirt I told you to throw away in 2008.”
Part of the 67 Marriage Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Frozen” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2017 Joke: My Wife And I
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The Grocery List
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2025 Classic: The Pet-Bot
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2025 Archive: The Smart Bed
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My wife and I were happy...
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »
2024 Joke: Marriage Is When A
Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »
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