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2013 Legacy: The Smurfs 2

 I told her I’m feeling blue. She said, “That’s because you’re wearing the shirt I told you to throw away in 2008.”

Part of the 67 Marriage Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Frozen” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Terminator_2_Fan09/15/2013 03:02Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
@Scream_Ghostface11/14/1997 18:49Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
@Binary_Boy05/07/2012 11:1201001000 01000001 (HA!).
@Diva_Plavalaguna01/23/2015 15:35The highest note of humor!
@Orange_Mocha_F08/21/2001 18:51Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
@Charlie_Bit_Me02/08/1999 16:22Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
@Cool_Story_Bro12/07/1999 13:04Actually, it IS a cool story!

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