Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with the new trends!
Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2012 Apocalypse Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2005 YouTube & Sith Edition
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49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2008 Heroic Edition
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42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2016 Pokémon GO Edition
In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »
2025 Archive: The Luke
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Alpine
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »
2024 Archive: The 2024
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2024. / 2024 who? / 2,024 reasons...read more »
2024 Classic: The Anxiety
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anxiety. / Anxiety who? / Anxiety...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Martian
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Musk. / Musk who? / Musk (Must) y...read more »
47 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2014 Happy & Galaxy Edition
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2024 Archive: The Alex
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »
😜 More from category: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2024 Vintage: The Ida
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Ken
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »
48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
In 1999, we were partying like it was... well, 1999. While everyo...read more »
2025 Classic: The Canoe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.