2013 Archive: The Final Word

Why did the lawyer cross the road? To bill the chicken for “consultation on the other side’s lack of 6-second evidence.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A lawyer used the headset to see a "truth-meter" over the witnes...read more »

When even pets need legal representation.A dog walks into a law o...read more »

The upfront cost of a good (or bad) defense.My lawyer told me my ...read more »

A lawyer sued a user in the Metaverse for "virtual assault" afte...read more »

An invention born from the ultimate tug-of-war over a penny.How w...read more »

In 2000, the "New Economy" met the "Old Reality." Lawyers spent t...read more »

The loudest sound in the room and what it actually means.Why did ...read more »

In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »

Navigating the fine line between the facts and the win.A lawyer a...read more »

A lawyer sued the library for having "Free Knowledge" when he wa...read more »

Why did the lawyer send his hologram to court? To make sure he c...read more »

A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for "failure ...read more »

A lawyer who graduated in 2025 is "someone who knows how to blam...read more »

Working hard to make sure you have nothing left to lose.I won my ...read more »

@Shrek_Ogrelord05/07/2001 17:10Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!

@Dial_Up_King09/30/1995 08:59Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.

@Fat_Bastard_Get10/20/2000 00:00Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).

@Badger_Badger_M09/14/1999 20:23Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!

@Get_Flash_Player11/14/2004 17:29Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!

@Not_Bad_Obama03/25/2010 16:25Not bad. Not bad at all.